The gravy and mash at the "Mensa"
Has acquired historical fame
A culinary abomination
And a nutritional zero-sum game.
But a fork is stuck in the middle
And according to ancient lore
He who can pull it from tallow
For his meals he shall pay nevermore.
I ripped the fork from the mire
I ripped it to freedom but still
The demons that work in the "Mensa"
Insist on me paying my bill!
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