There has been a throbbing pain in my skull for the better part of the day. Someone must have stood on my head while I was asleep. Apparently yesterday's bottle of red made me let my guard down. Luckily, the fridge boasts an assortment of natural pain killers, courtesy of Big Chicken. The egg in question was hatched by a happy albeit somewhat plain hen in a quality Swiss poultry reactor and could have become Protein Czar had I not consumed it. The guilt! The horrible guilt!
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