Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Spillage in the Village



I don't get why people are so crazy about living by a lake. In the village of Zurich an apartment within walking distance of the shallow duckpond dubbed Lake Zurich will cost you your life savings and a kidney - per month. Also, the landlord gets to do your wife.

Well, I was working by a lake today and I learned several things:
1) Don't spill your tea with milk on your desk.
2) If you rinse your keyboard several keys will produce characters significantly different from the ones they were originally assigned.

"Life is full of little surprises. So are public toilets."
(Paulo Coelho)

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